Jason Locke

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Jason grew up in a solidly dysfunctional family in a solidly awful place and dreamt of escaping both. He did and spent his twenties roaming the world, speaking his mind and spending his money. As a result, he learned languages, had adventures, and came back with few friends and very little money, and has spent the remainder of his time on this Earth repenting for all the fun he had by becoming a history professor. He's occasionally (and often accidentally) insightful, frequently witty, and still a little feral.

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Grace Notes, Part 3

Thank you for bearing with me. As a reward, we're leaving high school. We'll only revisit it in my dreams from now on. I promise....
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Grace Notes, Part 2

I am glad you're still here. Come, sit down with me. We're in my English class. Spring 1994 is the pre-Axe-Body Spray era, if you're...
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Grace Notes, Part 1

This is a story of grace, not of sadness. I’m saying that because it won’t feel like that. Not initially. I’m just going to take...
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Hurricanity

I have to make a new word. This is not uncommon for me. Legiterally is now, officially, a thing. Coffeed is a passive verb that...

Pride Weekend, Part 2.

I’ve never liked my voice. I’m not alone. People, in general, hate their voices. We are simply not biologically intended to hear our voices the...
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Pride Weekend

This year, for the first, time, I noticed the absence of something in June: rainbows. I’d never been particularly in love with them. The fact...

The Worst Part Of Being A Writer

"So, what is the worst thing about being a writer?" my neighbor asks me at the Spring Social. "Ummmm," I say, looking past him to...

I am made of regret, but not of sadness

I am made of regret, but not of sadness. During my brief and somewhat misguided youth, I spent my money and spoke my mind. I...

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