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Then Someone Said

Old Man Rap
November 12, 2025
Then Someone Said

.

I thought I’d play

the rapping game:

words in rhythm

(no chance of gain).

.

Shyness prevailed,

but undeterred,

I told my plight

of meanings blurred.

.

Then someone said,

β€œYour word’s divine.

Shall we partake?

Have you the time?”

.

I said, β€œOh no!”

What did she mean?

I’m only here

for dreams I’ve seen.

.

I spoke of mist

on mountains high,

and told of bliss:

my lover’s sigh.

,

Then someone said,

β€œHey man! You’re gay!

I’ll fcuking punch

your head, one day.”

.

I said. β€œAw heck,

spit out, pray tell,

but first, my dear,

go learn to spell.”

.

I tried to speak

of mankind’s bane:

starvation in

a world of grain.

.

Then someone said,

β€œYou must be black.

Don’t want you here,

so sod off back.”

.

I said, β€œMaybe,

you could be right,

but then again,

you’re talking sh!te.”

.

To raise a laff,

I rhymed in verse

of farty boys

and girlies worse.

.

Then someone said,

β€œAre you my son?

You walked away,

left deeds undone.”

.

I said, β€œNot me,

can’t be the one.

My Mam and Dad

are long since gone.”

.

I shouted out

my point of view,

exposed my soul,

(my backside too).

.

Then someone said,

β€œYou can’t say that.

I’ll have you banned,

you’re such a prat.”

.

I said, β€œOh no!

Not you as well?

Don’t like my words?

Then go to hell.”

Encore this post!
πŸ’¬ Respond
Michael James Treacy

A retired septuagenarian, Michael James Treacy lives in idyllic bliss with Mrs Treaclechops and spends his time in literary, artistic and horticultural endeavours. He has a wonky leg, a dicky ticker and a dizzy head. A working life spanning 50 years included such disciplines as soldier, sales engineer, design engineer, estimator, buyer, quality manager and project manager. He was glad of a good sit-down at the end of it all. He’s had poems and short stories published in various magazines and anthologies, and has been working on his debut sci-fi novel for about 10 years, and hopes to finish it before his 100th birthday.

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Jonny Dee

Yo, mah man! That stuff’s the shizzle. It’s dope.

This is brilliant and everything you post makes me smile. Thanks for brightening an otherwise dull, grey day.

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