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A Young Man’s Fancy: Tanzen Bitte

Wanna Dance?
January 20, 2026
A Young Man’s Fancy: Tanzen Bitte

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β€œTanzen bitte. Wanna dance?”

β€œJa.”

“Err… do you Kommen sie hier often?”

β€œJeden Samstag.”

β€œAh… err… Samstag?”

β€œJa… every Saturday.”

β€œAh… mit your freundins?”

β€œMit meinen freundinnen.”

β€œAh… err… freundinnen?”

β€œJa… my girlfriends.”

β€œErr… ist any good hier?”

β€œJa, sehr gut.”

β€œDie musik is good.”

β€œIch mag tanzen.”

β€œYou are… err… very hubsch.”

β€œAhh… danke.”

β€œA little cracker.”

β€œErr… danke.”

β€œMine hertz ist on fire.”

β€œOh.”

β€œI fancy yer like mad.”

β€œOh!”

β€œIch liebe dick, my shatzy!”

β€œHuh?”

β€œIch und sie bilden… err … jiggerjig?”

β€œCan we speak English?”

β€œAw right, me ducks.”

β€œSpeak English!”

β€œErr… Ok… gizza French kiss then.”

 

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Michael James Treacy

A retired septuagenarian, Michael James Treacy lives in idyllic bliss with Mrs Treaclechops and spends his time in literary, artistic and horticultural endeavours. He has a wonky leg, a dicky ticker and a dizzy head. A working life spanning 50 years included such disciplines as soldier, sales engineer, design engineer, estimator, buyer, quality manager and project manager. He was glad of a good sit-down at the end of it all. He’s had poems and short stories published in various magazines and anthologies, and has been working on his debut sci-fi novel for about 10 years, and hopes to finish it before his 100th birthday.

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Deutschglish, a beautiful language!

Last edited 1 month ago by C S Dalton

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