A Young Man’s Fancy: Tanzen Bitte

Wanna Dance?

January 20, 2026

“Tanzen bitte. Wanna dance?”

“Ja.”

“Err… do you Kommen sie hier often?”

“Jeden Samstag.”

“Ah… err… Samstag?”

“Ja… every Saturday.”

“Ah… mit your freundins?”

“Mit meinen freundinnen.”

“Ah… err… freundinnen?”

“Ja… my girlfriends.”

“Err… ist any good hier?”

“Ja, sehr gut.”

“Die musik is good.”

“Ich mag tanzen.”

“You are… err… very hubsch.”

“Ahh… danke.”

“A little cracker.”

“Err… danke.”

“Mine hertz ist on fire.”

“Oh.”

“I fancy yer like mad.”

“Oh!”

“Ich liebe dick, my shatzy!”

“Huh?”

“Ich und sie bilden… err … jiggerjig?”

“Can we speak English?”

“Aw right, me ducks.”

“Speak English!”

“Err… Ok… gizza French kiss then.”

Encore this post!

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Michael James Treacy

A retired septuagenarian, Michael James Treacy lives in idyllic bliss with Mrs Treaclechops and spends his time in literary, artistic and horticultural endeavours. He has a wonky leg, a dicky ticker and a dizzy head. A working life spanning 50 years included such disciplines as soldier, sales engineer, design engineer, estimator, buyer, quality manager and project manager. He was glad of a good sit-down at the end of it all. He’s had poems and short stories published in various magazines and anthologies, and has been working on his debut sci-fi novel for about 10 years, and hopes to finish it before his 100th birthday.