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NEWS FLASH: OK, so we called it wrong… no sooner had we recorded this show than the Apple verdict came in… and the judge decided against Apple, much to our surprise. Read all about it here. What will this mean?  In the short-term it can only strengthen the already vice-like grip that Amazon has on the e-book business.  In the longer term… well, you’ll have to wait until we’re back from our summer recess, in a few weeks’ time. Enjoy the sun while we’re away, and keep up with Radio Litopia’s other shows, right here!

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