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Trader’s Tales 6: You Dance Like A Horse

Unleashed on July 28, 2009

440198755_45d3a9a9d3_b“When I dance badly, I dance better than anybody in the world, but when I dance well – I dance like Jesus Christ!”  So said one of the greatest-ever exponents of flamenco, Antonio Gades, to Trader Faulkner – and he was right.  Trader’s love of flamenco see him share the stage with Gades at the London Coliseum, and leads to a moment on the beach with Picasso.  “Darling,” said Antonio to Trader ruefully, “you dance like a horse.”  Seeing how deflated Trader was, he quickly added: “a race horse, darling – not a cart horse!”

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