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Kate To Get A Willy

Rejoice!  We may be in the grip of the deepest recession since the Great Depression, but Brits, at least, have one burning ember of consolation with which to melt winter’s bleakest onslaught: Prince William and Commoner Kate are getting married!

To celebrate this week’s magnificent Royal news, we are almost entirely ignoring it: apart from one rather off-color mention near the end of the show, and the keener-eyed observers amongst you may have noticed some oblique reference in this week’s title.

Instead, we’re talking about social media… the importance of winning… “Publisher Bypass”… and how to distract the proletariat from the inescapable drudgery of their meaningless, Muggle-like existences.  Whoops!  Back to the Royal Wedding again…

Marian “crazypants” Schembari makes her utterly stunning debut on the show, Graham “quotation” Marks returns once more to inspire and instruct us, and both Donna Ballman and Dave Bartram do those things that we have grown accustomed to love them for.

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Other topics on tonight’s show include:

  • Shock horror survey – men like boobies
  • No-one cares if you smoke dope – or blog
  • Brit PM Cameron follows in a long line of potentates
  • Mega-flops no bar to mega-bucks

This week’s titles for the Commissioning Meeting are:

DONNA
“The Adventures of Prickly Porky”
Thornton Waldo Burgess, 1874-1965

GRAHAM
“The Nest, The White Pagoda, The Suicide, A Forsaken Temple, Miss Jones and The Masterpiece”
Anne Douglas Sedgwick, 1873-1935

MARIAN
“The Adventure of the Cardboard Box”
Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, 1859-1930

DAVE
“The Affectionate Shepherd”
Richard Barnfield, 1574-1627

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