Things which can kill you with a funny look
A traveller on our local roads this month will see many parked cars at the side of the road, usually where the forest grows thickest. By these cars stand middle aged couples, consulting maps and directing suspicious glances at those who drive past. Clad in stout boots, they are armed with baskets and if the traveller were to follow them, they would strike out in the wrong direction, lead you into a swamp and double back to their true destination, ignoring all cries for help.
It is the time of the mushroom gathering.
Mushrooms (“sopp” in Norwegian) are a traditional delicacy here in Norway, where hectare after hectare of woods invite shy fungi to venture above ground for their annual sporing. Like berry picking, mushroom gathering is an “allmannsrett” – a common right. Your mushrooms are everyone’s mushrooms: there’s no concept of private ownership when it comes to fungi, no tradition of escorting visitors off your land at the end of a shotgun as is popular with farmers in the UK. Love ‘em or hate ‘em, the wild food gatherers can trample your hillside in search of goodies and, bar the placement of toadstools disguised as something edible, there ain’t nothing you can do to stop ‘em.
Which is just as well, because tempers always run a little high at the time of mushrooms. Unlike berries, which fruit everywhere (the little sluts), mushrooms are whimsical, fussy creatures, requiring just the right conditions (wind flow, moon phase, soil acidity, ley lines) to come together before they deign to stick a frond out of the ground. In the shops they cost a fortune, hence the growing spots of real prizes, like kantareller (chanterelles to you and me) are handed down from parent to child on pain of disinheritance should the secret be revealed.
Being a Brit, I know nothing about mushrooms. I do have a book - “Mushrooms for Beginners” - but it’s in Norwegian, so some of the finer points are lost on me. Like which ones are poisonous. If presented with a poisonous one (and some are deadly enough to kill you with just a funny look) and an edible variety and invited to choose one for supper, it would be pot luck: “That one’s nice and big and green. Oh? It kills you with just a funny look? Oops.”
So when I was riding down the road with my daughter and caught a flash of gold between the roots of a birch tree, my reaction was muted. “Look – some mushrooms” I said. My daughter looked as much as is possible when one is riding bareback and leading a feisty pony at the same time. “Those are kantareller,” she said, with the confidence of a child who has been to mushroom class at school.
Yes, they even teach mushrooms here. Once the horses were in the field, we sneaked back, keeping an eye out for spies. There they were – a harvest of gorgeous, orange fungi, sweet smelling and untouched by flies. We filled our riding hats, brushed dirt over our tracks and came back the next day with a bag. For safety’s sake, I checked my book – luckily kantareller are difficult to confuse with anything but a near relative, which is harmless but doesn’t taste as good. I dried most and added the rest to a stew. It was delicious and we are all still alive.
The next day, my husband confided in our neighbour and best friend about our lucky find. There was a silence as Erling digested the news. “Where,” he asked casually, “did you find them?”






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Funny fungi
Hi there
What a great slant on mushrooms! Really enjoyed the blog.
Lillibut
Sama suomessa
Same as that, in Finland! And old ladies certainly do NOT like it when young upstarts like me follow them, trying to learn what is okay and what is not. But given the Everyman's Right policy in Finland, it's not difficult to sneak about and find them. Is there something similar in Norway?
Things which can kill you with a funny look
That might just be my favourite blog title ever
Things That Can Kill You With a Funny Look
Where did you meet my ex-wife?
Had wood blewits for dinner
Had wood blewits for dinner yesterday... magnificent!!!
Had wood blewits for dinner
But did you pick them yourself??
If there's no reply to this comment, I'll call an ambulance.
I have beautiful white
I have beautiful white mushrooms growing under my Hickory tree. I won't dare eat them, even though they are probably safe.
Smiles
Bob the coward with no mushroom book.
I have beautiful white
Try them on the dog first.
.... or maybe the neighbour's
.... or maybe the neighbour's dog?
It's strange that we Brits
It's strange that we Brits are so ignorant about fungi because loads of edible varieties grow wild here. We find and pick puffballs, ordinary field mushrooms (not to be confused with Death Caps, which can kill you with a funny look), and oyster mushrooms. Then there are others I'm not so sure of so we leave them alone, and a few I'm sure of but haven't tried yet such as wood ears.
I'm not a big mushroom
I'm not a big mushroom expert, but I did see some in the forest this summer that were spattered with red tops. Looked liked blood (wasn't). Ant idea what these are?
More mushroom news: There was a big bust here last week where the police found 70 KG of magic mushrooms in a car worth $700,000. I think it was some kind of record.
Blood spattered mushrooms
I'd had a look in my mushroom book, dictionary in one hand, and it says those might be Fly Agaric. They are the "funny look" type, so no adding them to the pot roast.
Now if only I'd found magic mushrooms. That would have given the neighbours something to talk about. Just as well the culprits didn't try to get rid of the haul by eating them...
Fungus Fiends
When I was a youngster, living in the Cascades in Oregon, I got to know a couple of forest hermits, (also called "Woodcrafters" in Appalachia) who made their living, although pretty meager, from gathering bark and mushrooms. The Northwestern US is very abundant with rain-forest herbs and all kinds of medicinal plants as well as gourmet mushrooms.
I learned to recognize a couple of edible varieties that restaurants would supposedly pay for, but despite the Fall mass-pilgrimadge of the un-washed masses to the woods to make a fortune, (myself included) I never found more than I could use myself in the communal cooking pot. Later on, I found out that the "meager" income the old guys in the woods was making was primarily Psillocybin (sp?) mushrooms they sold to drug dealers. I guess in those days, American Chefs in the NW hadn't yet discovered the benefits of wild mushrooms in their cuisine!
Fungus Fiends
Interestingly, most of the gourmet mushrooms sold in Norway (including the variety we found) are imported from Latvia. Maybe they grow better there, or maybe Norwegians are too busy shooting elk to bother picking them for money.
My blog on the great annual elk hunt follows soon...